igotgass
03-17-2006, 10:18 AM
I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!
>Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come
>work today, I
>really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs
>hurt, I no come
>work."
>
>The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I
>really need
>you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife
>and tell her to
>give me sex. That makes everything better and I go
>to work. You try
>that."
>
>Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what
>you say and I
>feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice
>house."
>
>Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come
>work today, I
>really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs
>hurt, I no come
>work."
>
>The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I
>really need
>you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife
>and tell her to
>give me sex. That makes everything better and I go
>to work. You try
>that."
>
>Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what
>you say and I
>feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice
>house."
>