BigBoss
03-21-2006, 05:01 PM
> A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The
> little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,
> "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
>
> The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too
> wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
>
> The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair
> spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board.
> Then he puts the worm back into the hole.
>
> The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray,
> and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back
> out and hands the little boy another five dollars.
>
> The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."
>
> The grandfather replies, "It's from your Grandma".
> little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,
> "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
>
> The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too
> wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
>
> The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair
> spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board.
> Then he puts the worm back into the hole.
>
> The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray,
> and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back
> out and hands the little boy another five dollars.
>
> The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."
>
> The grandfather replies, "It's from your Grandma".