old lady

[BigBoss]

A little old lady was in court giving her side of the story and
this is how the transcript read:
Defence Attorney: Can you tell us what is your age?
Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what
happened to you on April 1 this year?
Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my porch on a
warm Spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up onto the porch and
sat down beside me.
Defence Attorney: Did you know him?
Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed
away some 30 years ago.
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: Why? Your Honour, his rubbing made me feel alive and
excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down
and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
Defence Attorney: Did he take you?
Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!"


And that's when I shot the little bastard!

[X-bredbitch]

A little old lady was in court giving her side of the story and
this is how the transcript read:
Defence Attorney: Can you tell us what is your age?
Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what
happened to you on April 1 this year?
Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my porch on a
warm Spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up onto the porch and
sat down beside me.
Defence Attorney: Did you know him?
Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed
away some 30 years ago.
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: Why? Your Honour, his rubbing made me feel alive and
excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down
and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
Defence Attorney: Did he take you?
Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!"


And that's when I shot the little bastard!


OMFG:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[pkracing]

oh shit,goddamn,hell,fuck!:laughing: :laughing:

[X-bredbitch]

oh shit,goddamn,hell,fuck!:laughing: :laughing:


Hey PK I bet it didnt even get moist down there..................It prob. got dusty:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :cry:

[pkracing]

Hey PK I bet it didnt even get moist down there..................It prob. got dusty:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :cry:


oh damn you got me on that one, i didn't even think of that
probably cause i once did something like that to an 78 year old lady
but she was like the garden hose down there:freak:

[SCJ514]

Shit all you got to do is peel the scabs and let the puss run:scared:

[X-bredbitch]

Shit all you got to do is peel the scabs and let the puss run:scared:


:scared: You are a Nasty:freak:

[SCJ514]

:scared: You are a Nasty:freak:
She'd be warmer than yur silicon slut:laughing: :laughing:

[X-bredbitch]

She'd be warmer than yur silicon slut:laughing: :laughing:


My silicone bitch has a NOS bottle warmer strapped to her ass:yup: believe me its hot n ready like Little Caesers:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[SCJ514]

My silicone bitch has a NOS bottle warmer strapped to her ass:yup: believe me its hot n ready like Little Caesers:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
:banana: :laughing: :laughing:

[X-bredbitch]

:banana: :laughing: :laughing:


Yeah Baby:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[pkracing]

:hello: me too:hit:the 'ole lady with a banana

:laughing:

[SCJ514]

:hello: me too:hit:the 'ole lady with a banana

:laughing:
:nono: :nono: :laughing: :laughing:

[Draggin My X]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: