When will RedTrunk give my 14 second LS1 a lane ??

[LilSlo1]

Now that everyone has seen my crawlin ass LS1 go 14s this weekend when will Redtrunk with his bolt on muffstain give me a lane ??

Just thought I would stir up some shit and try to wake this forum up.

[Newbomb]

14seconds and LS1 don't go together....I know I know, its a stock 98, my buddy's stock 98 went 12.9

[terr1bleone]

i think he pretty much has it sold.

[redtrunk]

Yep , supposedly itll be sold Saturday... So , Im either giving up my dreams of being a hardcore racer like all of you are and buying a regular automobile or... I may try my crack pipe dreams one more time of being a racer and buy a mid 14 second G body...


PS , Signal 9 ran NMRA last year with GT , car went .6 tenths faster on clocks off nights , I wonder how he pulled that off , sand bagging perhaps? I know you wouldnt do such a thing though.. :rolleyes:

[LilSlo1]

14seconds and LS1 don't go together....I know I know, its a stock 98, my buddy's stock 98 went 12.9

That had to have been a 6 speed car. Mine is a matic

[redtrunk]

http://www.photoreflect.com/scripts/prsm.dll?eventorder?photo=00SL00DV040171&start=0&album=0&adjust=-1
http://www.photoreflect.com/scripts/prsm.dll?eventorder?photo=00SL00DV040076&start=0&album=0&adjust=-1 Your "14 second" stocker...

[gotnos2]

Now that everyone has seen my crawlin ass LS1 go 14s this weekend when will Redtrunk with his bolt on muffstain give me a lane ??

Just thought I would stir up some shit and try to wake this forum up.
I would like a race if its just for bragin rights I have a equally slow 68 camaro & will be at 41 on 8-11

[NotDads]

Who wants to try something with my bike?

For shits and giggles (Crawlin RS/Suicidal)

[LilSlo1]

http://www.photoreflect.com/scripts/prsm.dll?eventorder?photo=00SL00DV040171&start=0&album=0&adjust=-1
http://www.photoreflect.com/scripts/prsm.dll?eventorder?photo=00SL00DV040076&start=0&album=0&adjust=-1 Your "14 second" stocker...

Looks pretty slow don't it. Its amazing what slicks can do. Suicidals is pullin the left front tire with no mods done to the engine. Your bolt on Ford doesn't do that ??? Thats why I bought a GM.

BTW you must really be bored to look thru all of those pics to find me.

[LilSlo1]

Who wants to try something with my bike?

For shits and giggles (Crawlin RS/Suicidal)

Lets see 9 second race bike (with probably a 1.3 60ft) vs 14 second (1.82 60 foot) LS1, 10 spots equals a second, I would need 50 cars. :laughing:

[NotDads]

The bike is no way a 9 sec bike, especially with my 230 lb ass on it. We can make it fair. Just looking to have some fun.

[Newbomb]

actually crawlin it was an auto 98 camaro, on shitty tires, Vega406, ask josh...don't overdo the hustle, or you will start to sound like redtrunk :scared: , on the contrary, my stock 01 SS m6 went 13.2 :yup:

[LilSlo1]

actually crawlin it was an auto 98 camaro, on shitty tires, Vega406, ask josh...don't overdo the hustle, or you will start to sound like redtrunk :scared: , on the contrary, my stock 01 SS m6 went 13.2 :yup:

Seriously, the best i got my car to go stock on a street tire was a 13.50. When I first got the car it seriously was running a 14.1. Ask NOTDADS. The original plugs wires and fuel filter were junk/clogged. Who ever had the car before me really fucked up the tune. I'm just now starting to get it right. Although I de-tuned it last weekend.

BTW your M6 is a 6 speed those cars go faster from the factory. You can leave a lot harder with a 6 speed than the 1500 rpm leave a stock torque converter will give you on a A4.

I was just trying to play Redtrunks game.

[NotDads]

Fuck ya crawlin rs that thing was all jacked up. Nothing like New Years day racing, well 14.1 driving, LoL......

[LilSlo1]

:laughing:
Remeber it wouldn't even pull a burnout.....:laughing:

Still beat Suicidal 2 out of the 3 times and thats all that matters.

[NotDads]

That was a good time even though we froze are asses off.....

[chrisdottore]

hey crawlin i'll race you for shits and giggles my bike is slower than notdads

[NotDads]

hey crawlin i'll race you for shits and giggles my bike is slower than notdads


Not by much LoL........

[LilSlo1]

hey crawlin i'll race you for shits and giggles my bike is slower than notdads

Sorry bro, I have a strick no bike policy. NOTDADS may possibly be the only exception.

[GMCRACER]

Sorry bro, I have a strick no bike policy. NOTDADS may possibly be the only exception.


I don't like them bikes either... They scare me :scared:

[NotDads]

Sorry bro, I have a strick no bike policy.
:doh


NOTDADS may possibly be the only exception
:banana1:

[NotDads]

I don't like them bikes either... They scare me :scared:


But George there so much fun.....:D

[LilSlo1]

I'd feel real bad "landing on" you guys having no roof and getting "landed on" would hurt. :laughing:

[NotDads]

Its okay i have a HELMET.......

[GMCRACER]

Its okay i have a HELMET.......


Isn't that from the movie Space Balls?

[LilSlo1]

:think:
3690 lbs landing on 230lbs with a helmet
:doh
:idea: I think the odds are still in my favor even with the assless chaps and mullet

[NotDads]

The mullet softens the blow....

George just call me Lord Helmet, for now on... LOL


Isn't that from the movie Space Balls?

Ya so is "Im Surrounded by Assholes":laughing: :laughing: :cry:

[NotDads]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FQiC_4kbVlA&mode=related&search=SpaceBalls

[GMCRACER]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FQiC_4kbVlA&mode=related&search=SpaceBalls


There is another for the guys movie party..... :D

[NotDads]

Hell ya i Own that one........

[chrisdottore]

:kneel: hey lord mullet. we gunna run again for fun

[NotDads]

ya if im there at Chaos im heading to Galena on a bike trip that weekend and im not sure if im leaving Friday night or sat morning. I just remembered.:doh

[Shon Webb]

So was redtrunk out there this weekend w/his car?

[LilSlo1]

So was redtrunk out there this weekend w/his car?

I doubt it, I'm sure is Vag was dripping.

[chrisdottore]

:laugh: :laughing:

[Scrappy_racer]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FQiC_4kbVlA&mode=related&search=SpaceBalls


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[Joe Webb]

So, RedTrunk, time for a real car now...So you can really talk (I mean) race?

[Shon Webb]

So, RedTrunk, time for a real car now...So you can really talk (I mean) race?

It will never happen.......

[LilSlo1]

even if he gets an LS1 his baby balls still won't drop down !!:laughing:

[redtrunk]

Actually I went to the NMRA site and found link , so I figured Id visit the T/S section , it took about 45 seconds to find... Second , when is the lost time your car was out Shon? Hate to see someone talk shit when they dont have shit out either... :) Third , I showed my car on Saturday to someone thats supposedly buying it , plus we know I cant drive/snow tires being on the car , why waste $150?? Finally , we'll see whos crying if I buy a Turbo 6.. :)

[Shon Webb]

Actually I went to the NMRA site and found link , so I figured Id visit the T/S section , it took about 45 seconds to find... Second , when is the lost time your car was out Shon? Hate to see someone talk shit when they dont have shit out either... :) Third , I showed my car on Saturday to someone thats supposedly buying it , plus we know I cant drive/snow tires being on the car , why waste $150?? Finally , we'll see whos crying if I buy a Turbo 6.. :)
I'm not talking shit about you 1st of all, someone made a post about you and I put in my 2 cents. My car is out you just havn't seen it. I said once and I 'll say it again I REFUSED TO RACE AT SCC. My car to slow to street race. I rather watch racing and talk shit. I bracket race my car, because I need the handicap......street racing if different. If you have to beg for spots then you might as well bracket race. Put your E.T. on the your window and so will I, but "DON'T GET CAUGHT LOOKING MY AT LIGHT CAUSE I'LL KNOCK YOU IN THE HEAD AND TAKE OFF RUNNING":D :spots:

[redtrunk]

Understandable , so if you dont race at SCC , why do you give a fuck if I bring my car out? I have a car for ME to enjoy , I couldnt really care less what anyone on here thinks about me or what I own... Ill buy what I can afford and try to have fun with that , but Ill probably just buy a Cavalier , not everyone can be a hardcore street/track racer like PurpleRS.. :laughing:

[Shon Webb]

Understandable , so if you dont race at SCC , why do you give a fuck if I bring my car out? I have a car for ME to enjoy , I couldnt really care less what anyone on here thinks about me or what I own... Ill buy what I can afford and try to have fun with that , but Ill probably just buy a Cavalier , not everyone can be a hardcore street/track racer like PurpleRS.. :laughing:

I don't give a fuck about what you do or say. This is an open board though a comment was made and replied to it. I just hate the fucking whining and crying I read from you. So what you brought what you can afford so did I. I'm slow as hell and happy.:yup: Nuff said I'm done now that I know how you feel I want reply to any more of your threads or threads about you.:cool:?

[redtrunk]

I learned the crying from all the "hardcore" racers on the net and parking lots... People :cry: ing that they have a 305 and need spots , but really they have a 355+ or people that :cry: theyre n/a and need spots from power adder cars , yet their n/a car could whack it any day of the week and so on... :shrug: :sleep2: :pop:

[purple66bu]

I learned the crying from all the "hardcore" racers on the net and parking lots... People :cry: ing that they have a 305 and need spots , but really they have a 355+ or people that :cry: theyre n/a and need spots from power adder cars , yet their n/a car could whack it any day of the week and so on... :shrug: :sleep2: :pop:
Thats what has happened to the so called racers of today...sack up and race or shut up.

[Joe Webb]

Aint gon be no crying if you get a turbo 6...It aint like they'll stop selling them because you got one! If you show up with one, get ready because we at BBR got one, or two...three of them. And as far as talking shit to Shon about his car, remember one thing; he aint got to have a car at the SCC, but if you show up with anything to race, we'll have a car too and he will sponsor it! Come on with it...get what you need, do what you need to do...we'll be waiting....Actually I went to the NMRA site and found link , so I figured Id visit the T/S section , it took about 45 seconds to find... Second , when is the lost time your car was out Shon? Hate to see someone talk shit when they dont have shit out either... :) Third , I showed my car on Saturday to someone thats supposedly buying it , plus we know I cant drive/snow tires being on the car , why waste $150?? Finally , we'll see whos crying if I buy a Turbo 6.. :)

[LilSlo1]

Actually I went to the NMRA site and found link , so I figured Id visit the T/S section , it took about 45 seconds to find... Second , when is the lost time your car was out Shon? Hate to see someone talk shit when they dont have shit out either... :) Third , I showed my car on Saturday to someone thats supposedly buying it , plus we know I cant drive/snow tires being on the car , why waste $150?? Finally , we'll see whos crying if I buy a Turbo 6.. :)

Buy a Turbo 6, I'd love to line up with that with my Camaro !! :yup:

[LilSlo1]

because I need the handicap......

:laughing: I was going to bust your ballz on that quote, but its too early in the morning.

[LilSlo1]

I learned the crying from all the "hardcore" racers on the net and parking lots... People :cry: ing that they have a 305 and need spots , but really they have a 355+ or people that :cry: theyre n/a and need spots from power adder cars , yet their n/a car could whack it any day of the week and so on... :shrug: :sleep2: :pop:

You're the one thats crying all the time. Take your own advice.

[Shon Webb]

:laughing: I was going to bust your ballz on that quote, but its too early in the morning.
Do you want me to bust your balls.......... Remember because YOU peeps got hit and you didn't :wtf::laughing: :laughing: j/k Jonny

[LilSlo1]

Do you want me to bust your balls.......... Remember because YOU peeps got hit and you didn't :wtf::laughing: :laughing: j/k Jonny

Not to be a dick or anything but they wantd it. I just wanted to confront the asshole, make a big deal over it and leave. I never wanted it to escalate to what happened, and I didn't want myself, Paul, or Bill to get kicked out of the event over that stupid shit.

[Shon Webb]

Not to be a dick or anything but they wantd it. I just wanted to confront the asshole, make a big deal over it and leave. I never wanted it to escalate to what happened, and I didn't want myself, Paul, or Bill to get kicked out of the event over that stupid shit.
John, it's okay and I understand exactly what you are saying as well agree, but understand this I will be bringing it up in fun for a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time:yup: :laughing:

[LilSlo1]

John, it's okay and I understand exactly what you are saying as well agree, but understand this I will be bringing it up in fun for a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time:yup: :laughing:

I figured that, Its all in good fun. Its gonna be a story told at the tracks for a very long time. PS I like the opening line you have on how Suicidal blocks punches with his head.

[ybaslo1]

I want to know WTF happened damnit. I'm in Detroit and have a low maintainence g/f, I have no drama. I need drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Rudtrunk, your a non-racing vagina. Period! No pun intended.

[LilSlo1]

I want to know WTF happened damnit. I'm in Detroit and have a low maintainence g/f, I have no drama. I need drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



See if you move back you would'nt miss everything. :smoke:
I guess you'll just have to come around for when we are all sittin' around, hidin from the sun, bull shittin race stories at the track with eeveryone......:think: ohh wait you missed that tooooo.

P.S. Rudtrunk, your a non-racing vagina. Period! No pun intended.

:laughing: NO PUN INTENDED !!!! :laugh:

[redtrunk]

Buy a Turbo 6, I'd love to line up with that with my Camaro !! :yup:


Why would I line up with your sprayin 10 second ride? Itll be a stock turbo 6 , so probably 14.30's or so..

[ybaslo1]

Why would I line up with your sprayin 10 second ride? Itll be a stock turbo 6 , so probably 14.30's or so..


LMMFAO!!!!!!!!! I love this fucking guy. The thought of his theories coming out of his mouth (in this case his finger tips) Is just fucking comical. You should go in stand-up, then go kill yourself.

[Vega406]

Hey CrawlinRS, I'll probably be at SCC this time, you want to do anything with my car? I'm not sure what yours runs with slicks but i'd like to do something either for fun or low, low $$, mostly just get out there and get some seat time.

My car now see's approx. 120-160 miles every weekday so it's definitely not a trailer queen though it would come to SCC on a trailer since I broke an axle last time. Just let me know,
-=Josh=-

[HammondHitMan]

Hey CrawlinRS, I'll probably be at SCC this time, you want to do anything with my car? I'm not sure what yours runs with slicks but i'd like to do something either for fun or low, low $$, mostly just get out there and get some seat time.

My car now see's approx. 120-160 miles every weekday so it's definitely not a trailer queen though it would come to SCC on a trailer since I broke an axle last time. Just let me know,
-=Josh=-


Hows that vega comming ???
I got something for it,1971 pinto stock style suspension
on a 10 1/2 inch tire.

Chris

[LilSlo1]

Why would I line up with your sprayin 10 second ride? Itll be a stock turbo 6 , so probably 14.30's or so..

I never sprayed the Camaro, why does every cry baby always have to cry nitrous when a car is fast. I don't see Jeff Gordon crying that Dale Earnhardt is spraying after he wins or Larry Dixon crying "He's got nitrous" to Kenny Berstein after he wins. You know redtrunk it is possible to run 10's on motor. Are you ever going to learn ?? GOd dam your worse than a middle age woman on metapause.

[LilSlo1]

Hey CrawlinRS, I'll probably be at SCC this time, you want to do anything with my car? I'm not sure what yours runs with slicks but i'd like to do something either for fun or low, low $$, mostly just get out there and get some seat time.

My car now see's approx. 120-160 miles every weekday so it's definitely not a trailer queen though it would come to SCC on a trailer since I broke an axle last time. Just let me know,
-=Josh=-

Are you talking about the SRT4 in your pic or a Vega that you have, thus your name being Vega406.

I drive my Ta to work everyday, I understand about the trailer thing. I live in Frankfort IL and breaking at the race track a hour away from home sucks without a trailer. Been there done that. I may even bring my Ta out on a trailer just to be safe.

[GMCRACER]

I never sprayed the Camaro, why does every cry baby always have to cry nitrous when a car is fast. I don't see Jeff Gordon crying that Dale Earnhardt is praying after he wins or Larry Dixon crying "He's got nitrous to Kenny Berstein after he wins. You know redtrunk it is possible to run 10's on motor. Are you ever going to learn ?? GOd dam your worse than a middle age woman on metapause.


10's on motor......... :scared:

Hell I don't even run 10's :laughing:

[igotgass]

Metapause... :laughing:

[LilSlo1]

igotgass, I tried responding to the PM you set me but it would not go thru, you need to clean out your PM's

[igotgass]

I did - try now.

[redtrunk]

I never sprayed the Camaro, why does every cry baby always have to cry nitrous when a car is fast. I don't see Jeff Gordon crying that Dale Earnhardt is spraying after he wins or Larry Dixon crying "He's got nitrous" to Kenny Berstein after he wins. You know redtrunk it is possible to run 10's on motor. Are you ever going to learn ?? GOd dam your worse than a middle age woman on metapause.


Im pretty sure Ive seen you post youve sprayed your car.. Hell , theres even pics of GMC shoving a rag over the fire out of your carb , nitrous backfire perhaps? So its no different than you thinking every GN or T type runs 10.0's , not all of them do... :wack:

[LilSlo1]

Im pretty sure Ive seen you post youve sprayed your car.. Hell , theres even pics of GMC shoving a rag over the fire out of your carb , nitrous backfire perhaps? So its no different than you thinking every GN or T type runs 10.0's , not all of them do... :wack:

Here you go again assuming everyone sprays. I never said anything about a GN going 10s. You don't even have a GN so why throw out that car? You will never build anything yourself that is fast, and I'm sure you don't have enough money to buy anything that is already built. GMC never put a rag over the carb, go look at your pics again ya fuckin stalker. It was actually my old man that blew the fire out. Dude you cry more than an infant. As for the carb fire, obviously you don't know a god dam thing about engines, cars, or racing; mabey you should just buy a Cavalier and blend in with the rest of the ignorant rice boys. The carb backfire happend during a burnout. Who sprays during a burnout ??? I dunno why I am even going to explain this to your dumbass, you're not going to understand, but ohh well fuck it, I'm bored and got 20 minutes to waste before I go home. The intake gasket on a small block chevy has a very thin 1/8 inch piece of gasket material seperating 4 sets of 2 intake ports on the heads. I sucked this small piece of gasket into 2 sets of my ports cause the a small passege way between 2 sets of ports, causing the backfires I had. The car was fine the next week after I changed the intake gaskets. Why are you such a douche bag ? Why don't you stick to playing Grand Tourismo.

[redtrunk]

http://www.chitownracing.com/forums/showthread.php?p=638666#post638666 Who posted this??? Let me guess that was 5 motors ago and the last one never seen spray... :rolleyes: Either way , Im glad you finally admitted the RS isnt a 12.50 car like you always were saying when I had a bone stock motor/trans notch... Maybe one day youll step up to cars in your league?

[LilSlo1]

http://www.chitownracing.com/forums/showthread.php?p=638666#post638666 Who posted this??? Let me guess that was 5 motors ago and the last one never seen spray... :rolleyes: Either way , Im glad you finally admitted the RS isnt a 12.50 car like you always were saying when I had a bone stock motor/trans notch... Maybe one day youll step up to cars in your league?

Still not done crying yet ??
I did thats why i called you out with my LS1.
Too many poeple were scared of my car.

[LilSlo1]

Redtrunk, call me when those little baby nuts drop down. And have fun watching the Slow and the Curious. As for now I'm going home. Boring ass day at work.

[redtrunk]

I dont have your # buddy , but Ill make sure youre the first one to know about my new "race car" , unless I just give up on trying to be a king racer like yourself and buy a normal automobile... have a wonderful weekend.. :cbash: :hug: :2guns:

[Scrappy_racer]

mabey you should just buy a Cavalier and blend in with the rest of the ignorant rice boys.



:pissed: Hey, watch that shit about Cavalier's. :laughing:I use to drive one :laughing: There's nothing wrong with driving a slow POS, as long as your out racing and having fun doing it:yup:

[Vega406]

Are you talking about the SRT4 in your pic or a Vega that you have, thus your name being Vega406.

I drive my Ta to work everyday, I understand about the trailer thing. I live in Frankfort IL and breaking at the race track a hour away from home sucks without a trailer. Been there done that. I may even bring my Ta out on a trailer just to be safe.

Yeah, the SRT 4, the #1 douchebaggery car lol. It's just a stock turbo car with a few things replaced with aftermarket stuff because it was a totaled car out of Knoxville, TN. Like I said, my cars nothing really quick, just a fun daily driver and want to get a couple passes in against someone from the site where I might possibly not get blown away too bad in.

[Vega406]

Hows that vega comming ???
I got something for it,1971 pinto stock style suspension
on a 10 1/2 inch tire.

Chris

Not really coming along too well, need to spend more time on it but now i'm really tight for time b/c started a new job where i'm gone from 8ish to sometimes 7-8 at night, sucks having a real job.

Have to love the pinto tho, should be fun to see it out.

[HammondHitMan]

Not really coming along too well, need to spend more time on it but now i'm really tight for time b/c started a new job where i'm gone from 8ish to sometimes 7-8 at night, sucks having a real job.

Have to love the pinto tho, should be fun to see it out.


Congrats on the new job BUDDY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Call me sometime & tell me about it .
The little pinto is a real solid car,I got VERY,VERY lucky.
I'm still waiting on odds & ends for it but it will be out
hopefully soon,You know how things work out for me ..LOL!!!

I will be @ the last two SCC's in the same spot so if you can
make it come say hi............

Laters ,Proud of ya man !!!!!!!!!

Chris

[HammondHitMan]

I dont have your # buddy , but Ill make sure youre the first one to know about my new "race car" , unless I just give up on trying to be a king racer like yourself and buy a normal automobile... have a wonderful weekend.. :cbash: :hug: :2guns:


Don (Redtrunk) buddy ,I understand some of the points you
were trying to make man but you need to chill out alittle bit .
Your yellow car is very nice & we both know its far from slow.
Until you get your GN ( Witch I know you have been wanting
to get even before your red car) don't go to battle with anyone
on hear .Its like showing up to a knife fight with a wet noodle
man,ain't worth the effert.Be quiet ,get your car ,proove them
wrong .

Chris