What does FORD, CHEVY and others stand for ??

[LilSlo1]

Alright boys lets see how many sayings we can come up with for Ford and Chevy or any other car makers.

Chevrolet-
Cheap Highly Embarrasing Vehicle Runs On Luck Every Time

Geo-
Good Engineering Overlooked

Ford-
Fucked On Race Day
Driver Returns On Foot (spelled backwards for any dut da das)
Fuckin Old Rebuilt Dodge
First On Race Day
Fucker Only Runs Downhill

[terr1bleone]

Found On Road Dead
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Fucked Over Road Disaster
Fix Or Repair Daily
First On Rust and Deterioration
Failure Of Research & Development
For Only Retarded Drivers


This is your brain "Chevy", this is your brain on drugs "FORD"

HONDA: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating
GMC:Get More Chicks

[purple66bu]

Just dont ask what Pontiac stands for:scared:

[pkracing]

Just dont ask what Pontiac stands for:scared:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: oh i know that one:D

[purple66bu]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: oh i know that one:D
Yeah i think we all do..but its not very nice to say:yup:

[Scrappy_racer]

Just dont ask what Pontiac stands for:scared:



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[pkracing]

[quote=purple66bu]Yeah i think we all do..but its not very nice to say:yup:[/quote


yeah your right:(

[pkracing]

CHEVY
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet

[pkracing]

Chevy..Like a Rock..LOL
Posted by Fred on October 12, 1999 at 01:18:00:
I've got one for you......I bought a new 98 blazer last year and the thing SUX!! Besides poor engineering or something breaking on it about once every couple of months, I now find out that the extended warranty that I bought when I bought the vehicle is a sham. I was told when I bought the truck that I could carry it to any GM dealer during the 75000-mile extended warranty and have it serviced. …..B.S !!

I moved 50 miles from where I bought it and the Chevy dealer here wont honor the extended warranty. I bought the warranty from the dealer when I bought the piece of crap and I have to pay out of my pocket and get reimbursed from the extended warranty co. What the hell happens if I am in the middle of nowhere and I have a major mechanical malfunction (which is likely to happen with this piece of crap). and I don't have the money to fix it....I'm SOL....I'm gonna tell everybody within earshot range what redundant piles of cow shit service your company provides. I've never heard of anything as insane and piss poor than to have to pay for the warranty repairs myself and get re-embersed.....I could see it if I had bought the warranty from some second hand shyster. but I bought it from the GM dealer when I bought the vehicle.

Well that tells me that my dealer was a shyster and since my dealer is GM.....you do the math!! I'm gonna post my CHEVY STORY everywhere for all to see!!!! LIKE A ROCK......LOL....MY ASS!!!!!!!!

Oh and by the way, I am an engineer….I know what good engineering is!!

[X-bredbitch]

LMFAO What so bad about a Poor Old Newbie Thinks Its A Cadillac:dunno::laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[pkracing]

LMFAO What so bad about a Poor Old Newbie Thinks Its A Cadillac:dunno::laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


hey your right:D damn good one:yup: :laughing: :laughing:

[LilSlo1]

LMFAO What so bad about a Poor Old Newbie Thinks Its A Cadillac:dunno::laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Dam how long did it take for you to think of that one ??

[purple66bu]

LMFAO What so bad about a Poor Old NewbombThinks Its A Cadillac:dunno::laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
:laughing: :laughing:

[LilSlo1]

humm... seems to be more ford sayings than chevy....wonder why..

[ratgp]

Flip Over Read Directions

[the only Qualk]

humm... seems to be more ford sayings than chevy....wonder why..
cause the chevys have so much more down time that they can think of the acronyms... Ford made it easy and circled the right choice:yup:

[pkracing]

humm... seems to be more ford sayings than chevy....wonder why..

well i will tell you this, i have worked on many different cars, all types, all models, and when it comes to chevy/ford, the ford is much easier to work on with fewer problems, hands down and there is nobody going to tell me any different!!!!!!!
i am talking '90's to date, did ford get better these years? who knows, but it does appear to be so.

[ratgp]

Cant Help Envying Victory YaknowwhatImean

:laugh: , In my best Jeff Foxworthy voice

[LilSlo1]

cause the chevys have so much more down time that they can think of the acronyms... Ford made it easy and circled the right choice:yup:

:think: ohh I think I know what you meant.
Ford circled the problem when they made it. Its kinda sad Ford needs a power adder to keep up with PUSH ROD N/A GM's.

[GMCRACER]

well i will tell you this, i have worked on many different cars, all types, all models, and when it comes to chevy/ford, the ford is much easier to work on with fewer problems, hands down and there is nobody going to tell me any different!!!!!!!
i am talking '90's to date, did ford get better these years? who knows, but it does appear to be so.


:think: Wonder why you need to work on them so much :confused:

I'll stick to my GM's..... :yup:

[GMCRACER]

:think: ohh I think I know what you meant.
Ford circled the problem when they made it. Its kinda sad Ford needs a power adder to keep up with PUSH ROD N/A GM's.


It could be worse..... but not much..... :laughing:

[the only Qualk]

:think: ohh I think I know what you meant.
Ford circled the problem when they made it. Its kinda sad Ford needs a power adder to keep up with PUSH ROD N/A GM's.
you think its sad that a 4.6l cobra motor can bolt on a turbo kit and have over 700hp then turn down the boost and still get 24mpg w/ a/c. but ooo no the 350 chevy rules all right:wack: :wack: .. Ill stay with a car that i know is truely american my 1965 FORD Falcon and it is gunna stay true blue....

[LilSlo1]

you think its sad that a 4.6l cobra motor can bolt on a turbo kit and have over 700hp then turn down the boost and still get 24mpg w/ a/c. but ooo no the 350 chevy rules all right:wack: :wack: .. Ill stay with a car that i know is truely american my 1965 FORD Falcon and it is gunna stay true blue....

ok, thats great, but put that turbo kit on a LSx motor. I not talkin about mods, just talking about straight from the factory, so what ifs, or bolt this on, or mod this doesn't count. I'm not talkin about the after market world.

BTW there is a Turbo LSx motor pushin 1000 hp with a turbo setup.....sorry to let you down.

[pkracing]

:think: Wonder why you need to work on them so much :confused:

I'll stick to my GM's..... :yup:

thats your choice, i aint trying to change anyone
or their opinion of this ford vs. chevy crap:nono:
you have your preference and i have mine
and i am really getting tired of this stupid ford vs. chevy junk
they each have their own downfalls and really, neither is better than the other as far as i'm concerned...no more replies from me on this subject:nono: l8r

[Scrappy_racer]

well i will tell you this, i have worked on many different cars, all types, all models, and when it comes to chevy/ford, the ford is much easier to work on with fewer problems, hands down and there is nobody going to tell me any different!!!!!!!
i am talking '90's to date, did ford get better these years? who knows, but it does appear to be so.



:think: I work on all of these cars everyday. I would prefer to work on a chevy anyday over a ford. And yes, I'm talking 90's and newer PK. I would rather R&R a Chevy Lumina minivan trans over a FORD Windstar trans. There's nothing easy about working on those fucking FORD cowpies. Let me start a list for you..

Like I said, I would rather work on a Lumina MVP over a Windstar
I would rather R&R a trans on a Lumina car over a Taurass
I would rather do a trans on a Cavalier over an Escort
I would rather do brakes on a Chevy 2500 over a Ford E-150
I would rather do a tune-up on any GM 6Cly. over any Ford 6cyl.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
I'll stop there because I can keep going all day. Don't get me wrong, If it wasn't for Ford and Dodge I'd be a skinny mother fucker. It's not that Chevy's are the easier to work on over Fords. It's just not as big of a pain in the ass as Fords. Plus, I see more Ford's on a day to day basis Then Chevy's. The worst of all to work on are those fucking import POS's.

BTW: It's cheaper to fix a Chevy Then it is to fix a FORD. Just my 2 cents PK, not get mad CupCake. But I do work on cars everyday. And Ford has the worst brakes I've ever seen.:yup:

[pkracing]

:think: I work on all of these cars everyday. I would prefer to work on a chevy anyday over a ford. And yes, I'm talking 90's and newer PK. I would rather R&R a Chevy Lumina minivan trans over a FORD Windstar trans. There's nothing easy about working on those fucking FORD cowpies. Let me start a list for you..

Like I said, I would rather work on a Lumina MVP over a Windstar
I would rather R&R a trans on a Lumina car over a Taurass
I would rather do a trans on a Cavalier over an Escort
I would rather do brakes on a Chevy 2500 over a Ford E-150
I would rather do a tune-up on any GM 6Cly. over any Ford 6cyl.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
I'll stop there because I can keep going all day. Don't get me wrong, If it wasn't for Ford and Dodge I'd be a skinny mother fucker. It's not that Chevy's are the easier to work on over Fords. It's just not as big of a pain in the ass as Fords. Plus, I see more Ford's on a day to day basis Then Chevy's. The worst of all to work on are those fucking import POS's.

BTW: It's cheaper to fix a Chevy Then it is to fix a FORD. Just my 2 cents PK, not get mad CupCake. But I do work on cars everyday. And Ford has the worst brakes I've ever seen.:yup:


thats not what i heard...i heard you fuck off all day and other people bail you out


oh yeah, check this out
http://www.autospies.com/news/Video-Chevy-marketing-team-gets-egg-on-their-face-with-the-Make-your-own-Tahoe-ad-5496/
fuckin junk!!!!!!!!! look at both videos too....don't be scared now

[Scrappy_racer]

thats not what i heard...i heard you fuck off all day and other people bail you out



:think: Not me, Don't listen to GMC. He's just jealous, because I get 20 coffee breaks aday.:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I work my ass off:yup:


She said Wiener:laughing: :laughing:
:think: Junk????Better then any Ford. :yup:

[Jim Morris]

the ram thing is pretty funny, but i have a 1996 ram 1500 4x4 thats ran better than any of the GM's that i've driven

[tuffguy2]

Ford= Fuckin owners really dumb (unless its built Ford tough withchevystuff)

[SCJ514]

Check out these chebby boys :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[pkracing]

Ford= Fuckin owners really dumb (unless its built Ford tough withchevystuff)


we'll see about that:fyou:

[Scrappy_racer]

we'll see about that:fyou:



:nono: Don't get mad CUPCAKE, you know it's true:laughing: :laughing:

BTW- I thought you said you weren't gonna respond to this thread anymore

[SCJ514]

Ford= Fuckin owners really dumb (unless its built Ford tough withchevystuff)
You bringin that truck to the next SCC:think:

[pkracing]

[quote=Scrappy_racer]:nono: Don't get mad CUPCAKE, you know it's true:laughing: :laughing:

BTW- I'm thinkin i shouldn't make pk mad anymore
stfu!!!!!!!

[Scrappy_racer]

BTW- I'm thinkin i shouldn't make pk mad anymore
stfu!!!!!!!


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