Calling out....Vega406

[Newbomb]

You bitch-ass, non-phone answering piece of dog shit, You don't even have a Vega, so once you get that dilapadated camEro LSwhat running, you've got a lane with my 67, I just hope for your sake blue stripes look good on white cars.......pussy

:fyou:

[X-bredbitch]

:scared: DAYUMMMM!!!!!!!!

[pkracing]

And Then He Kissed And Made Up:)

[HammondHitMan]

You mean Kissed & spooned afterwards........LOL!!!!!!!!

Chris

[X-bredbitch]

And Then He Kissed And Made Up:)



You mean Kissed & spooned afterwards........LOL!!!!!!!!

Chris


:f: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[Vega406]

You bitch-ass, non-phone answering piece of dog shit, You don't even have a Vega, so once you get that dilapadated camEro LSwhat running, you've got a lane with my 67, I just hope for your sake blue stripes look good on white cars.......pussy

:fyou:

:f: Still own the Vega and why would I want to talk to your dumbass? Don't worry, do whatever you want to your Camaro and i'll try it heads up on motor :scared: (next year! lol :piss:Newbomb better known as Nodick)

[Vega406]

You mean Kissed & spooned afterwards........LOL!!!!!!!!

Chris

Quit puttin your fantasies on here :f: :p:

[Newbomb]

Hey Camaro265, Remember when I was typing on your computer and you kissed my ear? :laughing: :laughing:

[HammondHitMan]

Hey Camaro265, Remember when I was typing on your computer and you kissed my ear? :laughing: :laughing:


I think I puked alittle ,no,wait here it comes again .
Yuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris

[pkracing]

Hey Camaro265, Remember when I was typing on your computer and you kissed my ear? :laughing: :laughing::scared: :scared: :laughing: :laughing:

[Newbomb]

I'm not making it up!! He really did!!! He said he was blowing in my ear (why? I don't know!) and then I turned and got a ear full of josh's tongue!!! :scared: :f: :freak: :laughing: :laugh:

[HammondHitMan]

Vega ,let me know what wiring you may need .
I may be able to help ......

Pm or call
Check pm's for new #'s ......

Chris

[HammondHitMan]

I'm not making it up!! He really did!!! He said he was blowing in my ear (why? I don't know!) and then I turned and got a ear full of josh's tongue!!! :scared: :f: :freak: :laughing: :laugh:


Thats just worng ,but on second thought ,I think
Newbomb might be tell'in the truth .
I allways though Josh might be one of those
"Funny Fellas'........Hmmmmmm.:laughing: :laughing:

Chris

[Vega406]

Alright now, y'all are just not right lol. In the case of the kissed ear, I can't remember if he was talking with some girl on the pc or on the phone but I went and did a kissing sound near his ear, can't help that he turned and bumped my lips :fyou: Scary thing is that he said he liked it and tried to :wack: me off. I said "No!!" i'm straight but i'm sure there is some sensitive guy out there for you to spoon with. I kinda crushed his hopes a bit that night and turned him into the bitter, shit-talker that he is today.

One day he will get that magical moment when he gets his mangina violated by one of those sado-masochistic gay guys and he feels loved. Until then, he'll try to peep at each of your pee-pees on here. He really means it when he talks about your dicks, I was told he has a scrapbook where he keeps the pics he takes of all of you :scared: .

I'll still remain your calm, helpful, completely straight guy trying to thwart the world of all of Newbombs misplaced sexual aggression. Anyway, now that the truth is out, I shall retire and go looking for my girlfriend :freak: :cool:

[Newbomb]

Let's share some stories....shall we?

-=JOSH'S POOL=-

Back in Josh's High School days he had a crush on a girl named Agnes...

Well one day,(Summer 05) I was working on the ambulance and I met Agnes...Later we found out her and Josh knew each other....Well I was 18 and she was 23...Her and I went on a couple dates...One day I ended up at Josh's putting a rear end in his LS1....She came by and brought dinner, and a fat friend, her and the fat friend went skinny dipping, after the fat friend went home I jumped in the pool while Josh and Don (n20junkie) supervised the rear end install....Agnes and I were skinny dipping when all of a sudden I started drilling her....Josh's mom walked up and we had to play it off like we had clothes on (dark outside)....we got back at it and I injected my "chlorine" into the pool....so now every single time Josh jumps in the pool, and gets a little pool water in his mouth, he can think of me :laughing: :laughing:

Josh, do you spit or swallow the pool water now?

TELL ME IT AINT TRUE!!! :laugh:

[pkracing]

Let's share some stories....shall we?

-=JOSH'S POOL=-

Back in Josh's High School days he had a crush on a girl named Agnes...

Well one day,(Summer 05) I was working on the ambulance and I met Agnes...Later we found out her and Josh knew each other....Well I was 18 and she was 23...Her and I went on a couple dates...One day I ended up at Josh's putting a rear end in his LS1....She came by and brought dinner, and a fat friend, her and the fat friend went skinny dipping, after the fat friend went home I jumped in the pool while Josh and Don (n20junkie) supervised the rear end install....Agnes and I were skinny dipping when all of a sudden I started drilling her....Josh's mom walked up and we had to play it off like we had clothes on (dark outside)....we got back at it and I injected my "chlorine" into the pool....so now every single time Josh jumps in the pool, and gets a little pool water in his mouth, he can think of me :laughing: :laughing:

Josh, do you spit or swallow the pool water now?

TELL ME IT AINT TRUE!!! :laugh: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: holy shit:scared: :laughing: :laughing:

[Z Ya]

Holy shit....this thread just got REAL :f: :f: :f: :f: :scared: :laughing:

[Rawdogg]

Alright now, y'all are just not right lol. In the case of the kissed ear, I can't remember if he was talking with some girl on the pc or on the phone but I went and did a kissing sound near his ear, can't help that he turned and bumped my lips :fyou: Scary thing is that he said he liked it and tried to :wack: me off. I said "No!!" i'm straight but i'm sure there is some sensitive guy out there for you to spoon with. I kinda crushed his hopes a bit that night and turned him into the bitter, shit-talker that he is today.

One day he will get that magical moment when he gets his mangina violated by one of those sado-masochistic gay guys and he feels loved. Until then, he'll try to peep at each of your pee-pees on here. He really means it when he talks about your dicks, I was told he has a scrapbook where he keeps the pics he takes of all of you :scared: .

I'll still remain your calm, helpful, completely straight guy trying to thwart the world of all of Newbombs misplaced sexual aggression. Anyway, now that the truth is out, I shall retire and go looking for my girlfriend :freak: :cool:
Josh remember the back stage pass I bought for Newbomber in FL? :laughing: :laughing:
Remember what he said?:laughing: :laughing:

[BigBoss]

hahaha oh man this is some funny shit here hahaha :laughing:

[pkracing]

Josh remember the back stage pass I bought for Newbomber in FL? :laughing: :laughing:
Remember what he said?:laughing: :laughing::doob::pop:

[Newbomb]

hahaha...Denny bought me a $50 lap dance at one of those Dine n Strip joints in FL...I asked Denny if i was going to get laid :laughing:

[Vega406]

Let's share some stories....shall we?

-=JOSH'S POOL=-

Back in Josh's High School days he had a crush on a girl named Agnes...

Well one day,(Summer 05) I was working on the ambulance and I met Agnes...Later we found out her and Josh knew each other....Well I was 18 and she was 23...Her and I went on a couple dates...One day I ended up at Josh's putting a rear end in his LS1....She came by and brought dinner, and a fat friend, her and the fat friend went skinny dipping, after the fat friend went home I jumped in the pool while Josh and Don (n20junkie) supervised the rear end install....Agnes and I were skinny dipping when all of a sudden I started drilling her....Josh's mom walked up and we had to play it off like we had clothes on (dark outside)....we got back at it and I injected my "chlorine" into the pool....so now every single time Josh jumps in the pool, and gets a little pool water in his mouth, he can think of me :laughing: :laughing:

Josh, do you spit or swallow the pool water now?

TELL ME IT AINT TRUE!!! :laugh:

Don't worry, you don't have many guys a "swimming" and i'm sure her cootch held the few that you managed to let go. Anyway, thank god for being able to shock the pool asshole lol

[Vega406]

Josh remember the back stage pass I bought for Newbomber in FL? :laughing: :laughing:
Remember what he said?:laughing: :laughing:

Haha, that was some funny shit right there :laughing:

[Newbomb]

Next time, i'm gonna shoot my man juice in your cooch Joshua!!!!!

[Jim Morris]

wow, this is some really funny shit!!!!!:laughing: :laughing:

[Newbomb]

I should be promoting safe sex!!! :laugh:

[Vega406]

I should be promoting safe sex!!! :laugh:

Fuck yeah, we don't want a bunch of silly ass Newbitches running around :spaz2: You better stick to either :wack: or going to your gay bars :f:

[Newbomb]

Keep talking your shit...I'll continue to busy my WHITE load all over your engine bay!!! :laughing: ...Now YOU need a broom!!! BITCH!!! :fyou:

Oh don't forget we have to trade baseball cards soon, I'm guessin by Sunday!!! :naanaa: :bang: :bug:

[Vega406]

Keep talking your shit...I'll continue to busy my WHITE load all over your engine bay!!! :laughing: ...Now YOU need a broom!!! BITCH!!! :fyou:

Oh don't forget we have to trade baseball cards soon, I'm guessin by Sunday!!! :naanaa: :bang: :bug:

:laughing: Aight foo

[BigMac1971]

:pop: WTF

[Newbomb]

Josh is a disabled homosexual, end of story.

[Vega406]

:pop: WTF

Let me break it down for ya: Basically it's

Newbomb: Josh, you're the coolest guy in the whole world, how can I be just like you.

Vega406: First of all, you gotta stop liking the dick. Being gay isn't bad, you just need to be able to be open and tell people that you truely are a homosexual.

Secondly, you have to be able to back up all the shit talking you do i.e. either shut the fuck up or at least try to sack up and race.

Third, get a real car. The tracker making 20 second passes isn't going to cut it and your camaro busting in half at the 60ft mark on it's way to a 15 second pass isn't either.
Last of all, ya ain't eva gonna look as good as me :laughing:

[Newbomb]

Actually it went more like this....

Newbomb in the ET shack with 3 hot babes....

Josh yelling on the return road, "Help me Newbomb Help me!!" while running around his car on fire like a chicken with his head cut off....

Then...

Josh- "newbomb thank you for saving me!!!" *josh sucks newbomb off*

Last of all....Making 12 second-17 second passes in a white tampon camaro isn't gonna cut it....my 67 would have kept up with your 12 second pass.....and your motor is how big? :think: :laughing: :laughing:

[Vega406]

Heh, I know my Camaro is crawling. That 17 second pass was hard to pull off so leave me alone :p: My motor is your basic bolt on 346ci ls1 :think: :yup:

[HammondHitMan]

Actually it went more like this....

Newbomb in the ET shack with 3 hot babes....

Josh yelling on the return road, "Help me Newbomb Help me!!" while running around his car on fire like a chicken with his head cut off....

Then...

Josh- "newbomb thank you for saving me!!!" *josh sucks newbomb off*

Last of all....Making 12 second-17 second passes in a white tampon camaro isn't gonna cut it....my 67 would have kept up with your 12 second pass.....and your motor is how big? :think: :laughing: :laughing:

Adam,Umm,Errrr,What kind of drugs do you take
& do you have any extra to share ?????
They must be a delusional drug of sum sort but
hell its worth a shot ..........
J/K

Chris

[Newbomb]

I'm not on meds...right now....but Josh is on "Newbomb's Nasty Lozenge"....take 500 mg twice a day...a good source of protein!! :laughing: